Score: 2

"Yeah, well..."

submission: a not so normal talk

date: June 6, 2008

We can see WHY people don't make these, now.

Score: 0

"An unmitigated disaster."

submission: peaceful drive

date: August 22, 2007

I won't be the only one to describe how horrendous this flash is, so I won't bother. I will just point out that Mrs Robinson is actually by Simon and Garfunkel, and was written by Paul Simon. I guess all non nu-metal stuff from before you were born counts as being by The Beatles?

Loser.

Score: 7

"Hmm."

submission: How To Drown Kittens

date: August 14, 2007

As a staunch cat lover, I don't particularly like the idea of drowning them. But it's a free world, and this is a piece of fictional media, so no complants I guess. Besides, the drawing and animation is good, and the game is fun until it gets a little samey. Good work, all in all.

Score: 10

"The rule of thumb..."

submission: Zelda: Heart for the Hero

date: June 6, 2007

...is that school projects suck on here and videogame flashes are 700-a-dozen.

You've taken a massive shit on that logic and raped its kids. I only wish you hadn't been cheated of the Review Crew Pick award by yet another posse of cunts.

All kinds of excellence.

Score: 9

"Cool."

submission: A Few Good Manc

date: May 3, 2007

I doubt many people on here will know who Karl Pilkington is, even the British constituency. But it's funny if you know about Ricky's little friend. It's also funny enough on its own merits, as well as well produced, so it gets my vote.

Score: 0

"Bullshit."

submission: Baziks-Flash Tutorial

date: April 1, 2007

Your only flash on here is a fucking tutorial for other gormless retards, and you have the gall to talk badly about a preview I made for a sequel to a flash that won Daily Feature.

You are worthless.

Score: 10

"A fine piece of shit."

submission: Random..(Swb)

date: March 31, 2007

You get a ten for making me laugh loads in my hungover state, but don't let that fool you into thinking that this is anything other than pure shit. Die.

Score: 4

"I'm confused."

submission: The Naruto Collection

date: January 1, 2007

I'm confused because, as far as I can see, the recent voting standards have gone the exact OPPOSITE way from which you stated - that being, that a warm glut of shit has been working its way on here without question, and most voters simply click 2 for a flash because they know it will end up surviving (certainly the case with BaddFlash and the Pussy Posse, but I gigress).

Anyway, nice to see you here again. I was never a fan of these, but I missed the familiarity of seeing a 'The ___ Collection', so I was quite pleased in the end. I voted to protect.

Score: 7

"Most peculiar."

submission: River Below

date: December 6, 2006

I would never have imagined that a Daily Deature could realistically win Underdog Of The Week as well, but it did so congratulations if you were the first to pull it off.

I hate music videos on here usually because they just play the music and some crap anime-type 'animation' and say 'OMGZ PLZ VOTE 5 CUZ SOAD/LINKIN PARK/MCR (or whatever) RULZ YOUR FACE OFF BYE LOLZ PWNED'. But you actually put a lot of effort into this, and you've reaped the rewards.

Score: 9

"Great fun."

submission: Parachute Retrospect

date: September 24, 2006

And it's good to know that whatever amount of crap manages to cheat its way onto the portal, it's still hard-working animators like yourselves that will get the plaudits and recognition in the way of awards. Victory is Newgrounds's!