MessiaH's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ME3: Extended Ending]

Good stuff. I'm not joking when I say that this is legitimately more satisfying than the current ending, and I'd be far happier with Shepard getting his chopper bitten off by a bear in a Quarian suit than the offensive 'reveal' of Tali's face in the picture frame. The only reason this gets only four stars is because of the lack of Marauder Shields.

[Flash Tutorial]

Sigh. Look, these tutorials are a dime a dozen, and they're especially annoying when they're uploaded by users who have no previous flash animations on the site. Your heart's in the right place but there's no credibility to trying to 'teach' people how to use a product that most of them already use.

Stopsignal responds:

Well, i have previus anims, but in the most part i dont post my flash here, but comparing with some people, i have the posibility of make a flash tutorial. This is bassicaly a game tutorial, (for people who know how the codes function but doesnt know how is the code.

[Titanic: The Untold Story]

It's funny.

It loses points because once you've watched it once, you really ought to have an option at the end menu to go directly back to the sniper scene and have another go at the medals. It's a bit tedious sitting through the entire thing again considering how hard it is to hit your mark. Other than that, not bad at all.

['Arrow to the Knee']

I feel your pain.

I would have laughed even more if the replay button Rickrolled us.

psychicpebbles responds:

rickrolls are worse than that shitty arrow to the knee joke

[No Service]

Short and sweet.

The animation is simplistic, but flawless. The voice acting is a little underwhelming, but the dialogue is great. And, it's just plain funny. I don't know if I'd expect it to have received all of the awards and acclaim that it has done, but it got me laughing. Good job.

[There She Is!! final step]

It's been a pleasure.

On behalf of the vast majority of Newgrounds users, thank you for this wonderful series. I still don't like hotfish, though. :P

[Zelda: Heart for the Hero]

The rule of thumb...

...is that school projects suck on here and videogame flashes are 700-a-dozen.

You've taken a massive shit on that logic and raped its kids. I only wish you hadn't been cheated of the Review Crew Pick award by yet another posse of cunts.

All kinds of excellence.

sexysexybicycle responds:

I don't know about any posse of cunts, but it's always fun to rape the shit out of logic's kids! Thaks man.

[A Few Good Manc]

Cool.

I doubt many people on here will know who Karl Pilkington is, even the British constituency. But it's funny if you know about Ricky's little friend. It's also funny enough on its own merits, as well as well produced, so it gets my vote.

[The Naruto Collection]

I'm confused.

I'm confused because, as far as I can see, the recent voting standards have gone the exact OPPOSITE way from which you stated - that being, that a warm glut of shit has been working its way on here without question, and most voters simply click 2 for a flash because they know it will end up surviving (certainly the case with BaddFlash and the Pussy Posse, but I gigress).

Anyway, nice to see you here again. I was never a fan of these, but I missed the familiarity of seeing a 'The ___ Collection', so I was quite pleased in the end. I voted to protect.

[River Below]

Most peculiar.

I would never have imagined that a Daily Deature could realistically win Underdog Of The Week as well, but it did so congratulations if you were the first to pull it off.

I hate music videos on here usually because they just play the music and some crap anime-type 'animation' and say 'OMGZ PLZ VOTE 5 CUZ SOAD/LINKIN PARK/MCR (or whatever) RULZ YOUR FACE OFF BYE LOLZ PWNED'. But you actually put a lot of effort into this, and you've reaped the rewards.

Mp3-Lock responds:

Yhea I was pretty suprised at that too, its a unique combo thats for sure =)