MessiaH's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Don't Shit Your Pants]

Heh.

Stupid? Yes.
Funny? Also yes.

I just wish it had more medals. :P

[The Annoying Little Game]

Poorly programmed.

This isn't annoying simply because it tries to be. Limbo was the same, and that game was awesome. However, what Limbo didn't do was employ controls that were so unresponsive that it was almost impossible to pull off a jump at the right time and speed, which is especially unforgivable in this game considering just how many of those leaps require pin-point accuracy. Also, just the one track that loops (with about ten minutes of silence in between) and no sound effects is simply amateurish.

Challenge is not an excuse for incompetence. Try harder next time.

[One Button Bob]

A thoroughly original and well-designed game.

This is both immensely frustrating and immensely satisfying. Good work.

[9/11 Tower Jumper]

Irritating.

The screen is too small for so many obstacles and it's basically trial and error until you get the correct path. Also, the whole 'one death takes you back to the start' thing is really, really obnoxious considering how difficult it is to begin with.

Kevin responds:

Sorry :(

[Windows 8: The Spoof]

Lousy.

You get one star for easy medals, other than that it's garbage. If I ever get around to making Windows HERPES (which is highly unlikely), I'll be sure to have comprehensive medal capacity.

[SCGMD4]

Medals seem to be glitched.

I should have unlocked at least two medals for playing a song and unlocking an achievement, but have received neither. Shame, because the game itself is fun as hell.

SecondImpactGames responds:

I just looked at your profile and you have bunch of SCMGD medals, including the ones you mentioned! Maybe they just took a moment to go through...

[Mini Putt]

All-time classic.

Just a shame you can't add medals to it. ;)

[The Room Tribute]

Awesome.

The only flaw is that sometimes Johnny gets stuck on the scenery, which is a bit frustrating. Other than that, it's brilliant. It gets the perfect balance between faithfulness to its source material and original concepts. I just hope Wiseau doesn't try a Nostalgia Critic/Obscurus Lupa on you if he finds out about this.

[Wonderputt]

Awesome.

Very good, although occasionally it was a little hard to see what I was doing. The one improvement I'd suggest would be to zoom in on some of the holes. Otherwise, excellent