MessiaH's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonac the Hodgeman 3]

I love these games, but I think any new ones could benefit from being in a new level, or having a level select option. And yes, I do realise they're intentionally stupid and monotonous, but you've made additions with each game so it would be funny to see you lampoon some other classic Sonic levels like Chemical Plant Zone etc.

Darren responds:

The next one will either have new levels, or be completely different from the ground up.

[word puzzle]

Tedious. Low production values, not even any low-level background music. No indication as to when the game ends. No indication of when and where the medals can be unlocked. No consistency or continuity in the difficulty. Just a poorly-tailored game.

saathvikputhran responds:

you suck!

[9/11 Simulator]

Better than the falling man game.

Still don't know why I can't just use the arrow keys, it would be far easier than WASD.

Kevin responds:

It's just a personal preference of my own... Whoop.

[9/11 Tower Jumper]

Irritating.

The screen is too small for so many obstacles and it's basically trial and error until you get the correct path. Also, the whole 'one death takes you back to the start' thing is really, really obnoxious considering how difficult it is to begin with.

Kevin responds:

Sorry :(

[SCGMD4]

Medals seem to be glitched.

I should have unlocked at least two medals for playing a song and unlocking an achievement, but have received neither. Shame, because the game itself is fun as hell.

SecondImpactGames responds:

I just looked at your profile and you have bunch of SCMGD medals, including the ones you mentioned! Maybe they just took a moment to go through...

[Mario's Adventure!]

Screw this.

Unless i'm overlooking something really basic, you can't even flipping jump high enough to reach anything. And there's nowhere to go. What the hell's going on?

64 responds:

try reading the how to play

[OMFG!: A Flash Tutorial]

Good.

I'm sick of all the vile little egotists sending in their own worthless tutorials, when they've never submitted a flash in their life. I hope to Christ this can put an end to that kind of bullshit. If it does, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Smoking-Chimney responds:

I hope so too :P

[Orbox]

Huh?

I don't remember this being daily feature.

But apparently, it was. And it's a worthy winner, too. NG needs games of this quality more often.

Keep it up.

GameBalance responds:

Thanks! I will!

[Fantasy Female 7]

Ignore the little shit before me.

He is a level 1, his opinions on this site are neither here nor there so just ignore his moronic ways.

However, I thought this was average at best.

Syrsly responds:

This coming from a guy that favs Weebl and Bob...

[Shoot the Arrow]

I don't even know why i'm bothering.

Whichever way you shoot, you either hit him in the head or miss.

Die.

PrinceNova responds:

except you never miss.. soo you obviously never played it...