MessiaH's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Das Produkt]

Holy shit!

What the hell was that?

[The Cheese Family]

W00T!!!

I just became an Elite Guard Private a second ago!!!

[Magical Trevor]

#1 of all time!!!

...for a day, anyway.

[Mario vs. Sonic S.E.]

Damnit!!!

I'm one blam/protect away from being in the elite...

WHY WON'T IT COME?!?!?!?!?!?

I bet when I submit this review, I will have just got into the elite, and this review will make me look like a twat, but oh well.

TEN!!!

[Salad Fingers Episode 4]

Why...

Don't worry, David. You will win W.U.C eventually, my friend...

[Wink: Insatiable Appetite]

No.

Once again, Salad Fingers is cheated out of the Weekly User's Choice by a movie that quite simply doesn't deserve it.

[Sounds Of Thunder]

Deserves more.

:o)

[Till death do us part]

Great, but...

Why does it stop suddenly when she grabs his hand? I can't make it carry on.

[Target Pratice (clay)]

Er...

I have a few things to say.

First off, I don't believe that -Knox- saw this before making Sniper Time.

Second, I think this is better than Sniper Time.

Third, I don't understand some of your responses to reviews you get.

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mmm... February 10, 2004

Reviewed by: MrGroon

Overall Score: 5

it was ok. but it was pretty budget.

Graphics: 7 Sound: 2 Interactivity: 0 Style: 5 Violence: 2 Humor: 5

-Mindgame-'s response:

so its pretty budget like your mother?

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Well that's pretty much it.

Keep up the good work.

Mindgame responds:

Yea Dewude i said "Pretty Budget like your mother" becasue His MOM is BUDGET meaning it doesnt cost much to have sex with her making her a prostitute.

Oh yA KNOX didnt see my movie as u might have heard from the review he left me so w/e.

[CC: Fabric of Time]

I feel cheated.

Absolutely fucking cheated.

And I don't blame you for it.

I blame the thousands of idiot clocks that voted well on all the clock day movies, and neglected the other movies submitted on that day.

My game, Windows AIDS, came 6th on that day.

I feel that I have been cheated out of an award by the clock crew.

Also, the game was #21 of the week.

I missed out on the daily top 5 and the wekly top 20 because of fucking Clock day, a day that celebrates a bunch of talentless nobodies who only get noticed by misspelling stuff.

I'm right, aren't I?

Yes I am.

But I don't blame you. You are entitled to an award if that's how the votes went. So congratulations to you.

nef responds:

Well, sorry that you didn't win an award dude, but you should have known better than to submit on clockday.

Just because a movie has clock characters, doesn't mean it's crap. 80% of this movie doesn't even have clocks in it. All the clock flash artists have been planning their clockday movies for the entire year, working *gasp* yes, just as hard as you did on yours.

Clocks are talentless eh? Have you ever watched The Void series? How about The Portal? How about Fight Club? If clocks are so talentless, then why do I have 6 awards and you have none? And you can't possibly say all the clocks voted high on it- What are about 100 active clocks compared to the thousands of NG viewers?

I've just watched your movie.. Oh the irony of people who think clocks are overdone then make a bazillionth windows parody.. Don't get me wrong, it was well-made, but can you compare a bunch of buttons to something like "CC: The Fall"?

So, in retrospect.. no, you're not right. Pull your head out of your ass long enough and maybe you'll realize that you hate us because we're better than you :)

Have a nice day~