MessiaH's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[HELLO I'M THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC]

The sad thing is that this is probably funnier than anything the real NC's released in the last five years or so. All that was missing was liberal guilt and selective empathy and it would have been a moreorless perfect representation of his increasingly forced intro.

pacnb responds:

Ha, thanks man.

[Red Vs Blue]

Pretty basic but not bad for a rookie. The title's not very creative, though. Keep going and you'll get there.

ProfMonkey responds:

Thanks!

[Cock Joke.]

Shit, but funny. My main criticism is that the cock looked more like a sheep.

Greasegoat responds:

Ye. I guess it kinda' looked like a sheep.

[Vote UKEEP]

No satirical value, poorly animated and doesn't have even the most basic understanding of UKIP's actual policies, instead simply playing up to media myths. Considering this was apparently an attempt to ease people into British politics, the only way it achieved this was to demonstrate the intellectual dishonesty of the far-left. (By the way, I voted for the Greens. Doesn't mean I can't tell when people are using straw man arguments to try and stifle discussion. The Greens also want an EU referendum so presumably that means they're a 'racist' party as well according to the self-loathing liberals.)

If it had been funny, or deliberately mocking the left as well as the right, then it might have worked. But it's neither.

ottermaniac responds:

It's poorly animated deliberately which should have made it clearer it was a parody. I wasn't trying to represent UKIP or their policies, I was trying to parody them. It's a parody. Do you know what a parody is?

There's several accounts of the party being racist and homophobic, mainly on social media profiles that can be viewed without using a news source. The part about easing you into politics was of course a joke, this animation offers nothing educational as should have been evident by the animation itself, I'm sorry you didn't get that bit.

And finally, I posted this to make people laugh. It got 200 shares on my Facebook page so I thought I'd share it on here to make a few more people smile, but you're clearly too deep into your politics to remember you have a sense of humor somewhere.

[Zombies Are People Too]

Quick note - the title really needs a commar after 'people'. "Zombies Are People Too" sounds like there should be an adjective at the end, e.g. "Zombies Are People Too Rotten". It's a minor point but one worth bearing in mind. The cartoon's fine, though.

grilla559 responds:

Thanks, I'll take that into consideration.

[Flash Tutorial]

Sigh. Look, these tutorials are a dime a dozen, and they're especially annoying when they're uploaded by users who have no previous flash animations on the site. Your heart's in the right place but there's no credibility to trying to 'teach' people how to use a product that most of them already use.

Stopsignal responds:

Well, i have previus anims, but in the most part i dont post my flash here, but comparing with some people, i have the posibility of make a flash tutorial. This is bassicaly a game tutorial, (for people who know how the codes function but doesnt know how is the code.

['Arrow to the Knee']

I feel your pain.

I would have laughed even more if the replay button Rickrolled us.

psychicpebbles responds:

rickrolls are worse than that shitty arrow to the knee joke

[Zelda: Heart for the Hero]

The rule of thumb...

...is that school projects suck on here and videogame flashes are 700-a-dozen.

You've taken a massive shit on that logic and raped its kids. I only wish you hadn't been cheated of the Review Crew Pick award by yet another posse of cunts.

All kinds of excellence.

sexysexybicycle responds:

I don't know about any posse of cunts, but it's always fun to rape the shit out of logic's kids! Thaks man.

[River Below]

Most peculiar.

I would never have imagined that a Daily Deature could realistically win Underdog Of The Week as well, but it did so congratulations if you were the first to pull it off.

I hate music videos on here usually because they just play the music and some crap anime-type 'animation' and say 'OMGZ PLZ VOTE 5 CUZ SOAD/LINKIN PARK/MCR (or whatever) RULZ YOUR FACE OFF BYE LOLZ PWNED'. But you actually put a lot of effort into this, and you've reaped the rewards.

Mp3-Lock responds:

Yhea I was pretty suprised at that too, its a unique combo thats for sure =)

[WadeFulp: Internet Badass]

I knew you lot were capable.

There's a stigma about DailyToon authors, but rightly so in many cases. It's a shame because, while you've just made a very good flash movie and deservedly won an award, another idiot has made a pathetic Wade Hentai travesty and won Turd Of The Week. A case of one step forward and a couple of rolls back in a wheelchair.

But for you, I grant thee kudos.

f0d responds:

Wade Fulp Hentai is hilarious :(