MessiaH's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ME3: Extended Ending]

Good stuff. I'm not joking when I say that this is legitimately more satisfying than the current ending, and I'd be far happier with Shepard getting his chopper bitten off by a bear in a Quarian suit than the offensive 'reveal' of Tali's face in the picture frame. The only reason this gets only four stars is because of the lack of Marauder Shields.

[Titanic: The Untold Story]

It's funny.

It loses points because once you've watched it once, you really ought to have an option at the end menu to go directly back to the sniper scene and have another go at the medals. It's a bit tedious sitting through the entire thing again considering how hard it is to hit your mark. Other than that, not bad at all.

['Arrow to the Knee']

I feel your pain.

I would have laughed even more if the replay button Rickrolled us.

psychicpebbles responds:

rickrolls are worse than that shitty arrow to the knee joke

[No Service]

Short and sweet.

The animation is simplistic, but flawless. The voice acting is a little underwhelming, but the dialogue is great. And, it's just plain funny. I don't know if I'd expect it to have received all of the awards and acclaim that it has done, but it got me laughing. Good job.

[There She Is!! final step]

It's been a pleasure.

On behalf of the vast majority of Newgrounds users, thank you for this wonderful series. I still don't like hotfish, though. :P

[Zelda: Heart for the Hero]

The rule of thumb...

...is that school projects suck on here and videogame flashes are 700-a-dozen.

You've taken a massive shit on that logic and raped its kids. I only wish you hadn't been cheated of the Review Crew Pick award by yet another posse of cunts.

All kinds of excellence.

sexysexybicycle responds:

I don't know about any posse of cunts, but it's always fun to rape the shit out of logic's kids! Thaks man.

[A Few Good Manc]

Cool.

I doubt many people on here will know who Karl Pilkington is, even the British constituency. But it's funny if you know about Ricky's little friend. It's also funny enough on its own merits, as well as well produced, so it gets my vote.