MessiaH's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ambush!]

Misunderstood.

Looking through a lot of reviews, it seems people are thinking that this is your first ever flash. But I, unlike many, read the author's comments and it quite clearly states that it's your first submitted to NG. That would imply you've made other ones.

Let that be an end.

Onto the flash - it was excellent. Well animated, good production values. I enjoyed watching it, although I found some of it confusing. Great job.

[life: a sticky note]

I don't know.

I mean it's good, but I didn't really like it.

[Xionic Revolution]

Good.

It's a good compilation. I thought they were all decent. Not sure about the title, though.

Xionico responds:

yeah, me and my padawan were thnking about a good name, but thats the best we (well, merely she, mine were suckas)came out with, cuz if i called it xionic collab poeple woul had eat me alive lol
thanks for ur comment

[Staples of Insomnia]

What goes around comes around.

The difference being that, unlike my game, this actually deserves a zero. The animation was piss-poor, and it was a stupid idea to begin with. Keep trying, and maybe one day you'll be at my level. Until then, shut the fuck up.

[Mr. Clean's Secret]

I didn't like it.

I didn't hate it much, but I didn't like it either. Sorry.

Anyway i've had weirder dreams than that, practically every night. Like the silent slapstick movie about trying to steal each other's Big Mac's that turned into a credits sequence for a countryside parachuting TV show hosted by people with no faces.

[MK Konquest Adventure 1]

Good.

I was almost expecting it to be some 13 year old kid's tribute to his favourite videogame, but it wasn't that at all, which was a pleasant surprise.

Bezo responds:

I'm like, 2 thirteen year olds and a baby. Hell, by the time KA episode II comes out, I'll probably be two fourteen year olds. And it's not even a tribute to my favourite video game. I love Mortal Kombat, to the point of obsession, but it's not my favourite video game. It's not even my favourite fighting game. That's totally Tekken 5. Though Soul Calibur III may replace it, since I'll be able to make Bezo the warrior. Or perhaps just Bezo the guy with a sword. My favourite absolute game is WWE Smackdown Versus Raw, because I love character creation. I have 7 PS2 memory cards and all of them have 32 created characters on them. No duplicates. So yes, I must give out congrats to you for beating me, even though I hate you for it. ;)

-Bezo.

[DCK: Oh, Baby!]

Excellent.

All your movies are very funny and well animated, and this is no different.

[Valhalla Knights]

Well...

I actually kind of agree with the last guy. It's not enough for me anymore if a movie has amazing graphics (which this one does, in spades). It needs a hook, and this doesn't have one. Kind of shows how superficial a lot of voters are on this site.

That's not a dig at you, because you deserved to win something just for the great animating.

[Metal Gear Fiesta 2]

At least as good as the original.

Only a movie this funny could get away with such awful visuals.

And what's even funnier is that you're a great animator on other movies, but these ones seem to be the most popular because they're so funny.

10/10

[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a]

Excellent.

For a Clock Crew film it's almost sensational.

I actually enjoyed Clock Day this year.